Imagine if you will

Colonel Sanders.  Through re-incarnation is reborn a vegan that goes to jail as a juvenile for stealing paint supplies from the towns mayor's tool shed.  He spirals out of control from there... by 25 he's doing armed robberies.... holds up a kfc and feels strangely at home... comes back a week later (he wasn't caught)  and gets a job. Eventually turning his life around and becoming CEO... yet never once eating the chicken they make.

I'm neither a vegan nor a fan of KFC. Happy Saturday.